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First up is Peter ......
well at last I have found the lost peterfiles... I
know that it is now dated. will do you a new one when
I get the laptop back from sheffield... hay heres an
idea... u help me 2 get the laptop back from matt so
that I can repair it 4 him and ill do another (te he
adience, do think that he will see through my cunning
plan to its selfishly blackmailing core?). Any way my
fellow chimps. I shall do you a new on asap... bigger
and better!!! love u all... well except you 14 %*@^s
who I detest (you should know who you are).
eRErrr… funny how things can go in circles. You
reflect back on your life and notice toi your despair
that you have landed face down in the very pool of
congealed bad luck and general bad vibes that you had
just pulled yourself out of, or so you thought. Yes
that’s right my adoring readers (I suppoze that I had
better include my readers who hate me… you include the
other 99.9% of my readers) this big fat waster is back
in the cess pit that is great Yarmouth… Thinking about
it, Yarmouth was the birthplace of the peterfiles so
how fitting it is that I should be back here for its
reincarnation the second coming. The above article was
going to have wind power as an analogy so that it
would link in rather seamlessly with my first review
which is for the Polyphonic spree’s début album
@@@@@@: any way here’s the incoherent scribbling that
I did…:
I have found the perfect way to listen to music there
I was sitting on the bonnet of a car.
On a road with a row of wind turbines running down
either side (Perfect symmetry), watching a the thunder
and lightning (listening to that bit obviously) as it
skims over Yarmouth which can just bee seen on the
horizon as it whizzed or way..
Starts to rain ain a monsoon sorta way so we leap in
the car and speed back along the country roads…
letting Polyphonic Spree wash over us promoting us to
a higher plain in that unique way that only they can.
The Polyphonic Spree (TPS)
The Begining Stages Of
I hope that these guys and gal's represent a new
genre of music that will be embarrassed by up and
coming/yet to be formed bands. The music industry is
in dire need of a new uplifting/happy new sound.
Although the dreary 'I’m not happy with the world/my
life style has an important role to
play in today’s music (I don’t just mean, supporting
the sale of razor blades, industry), we need something
to counter balance the bad vibes, force a smile on our
faces, whistle whilst skipping down the streets (ok
that might be taking it a tad to far for some of you).
Any way good work from this inventive group who seem
now to have their own full ocistrogh. TPS have already
been accepted by a whole host of other artists and if
you look closely you will notice the odd one or two
joining in at some of their gigs. I just hope that
they are accepted by the music press because if any
group deserves it these do.
Best tracks 1,7,8
The Thrills – So Much For The City
Now this is one for lying in a relaxing fashion on the
lawn with you head resting on the stomach of a pretty
lady as you both sip a quaint Pimms punch (with the
essential bits of fruits and flowers floating on top).
There’s one track with was written to be my anthem….
It has a line in it ‘no I never should have settled
down, hanging around in this one
horse town’ Some of the tracks have an evil
threatening quality that suggests that they might any
second metamorphosis into real hardcore old fashioned
country and western tracks…. Well, that’s the
impression given by the first few cords. This
contributes to the nice surprise feel that flows
through the whole album. A bit like when you go to see
a film with your girlfriend because she thinks it has
a cute plot. But your convinced that it will be shit
coz your mate was forced to see it with his g/f and he
hated it, he normally having the same taste in films
as yourself (You following this?)…..
But you go, you sit, watch and despite your
preconceptions you leave with that buzz that can only
follow watching a cracking film.
Where was I… thrills…. Yeh corker but they will have
to change I don’t believe that they will successfully
be able to squeeze another album out of the same
‘feel’.
Went canoeing for the first time in ages, the sea was
a bit choppy. Nearly wiped out a couple of times….
Kept it up feeling good… still got it. Started working
@ a pub today, the infamous White Horse Hotel,
gorgeous building sort of coach house looking place.
Owned by an odd but cool couple. Parrot in the corner
constantly spouting language that would make Roy
Chubby Brown Blush.
Shit I so need to get back to Coventry to c Kathy… for
those of you who don’t know Kathy is a very sexy lady
that I met whilst leaving the Campbell with Ian we all
went back to Marks drink wine (Sorry lee didn’t read
the label on the posh Fortnum’s and masons wine… what
the hell were u doing keeping red in the fried anyway?
As soon as I can afford it |I shall replace it with a
bottle of Penfold’s bin 404 {posh swill}) sitting on
the couch chatting away and well lets just say that we
seemed to get on famously. That is until she was about
to leave the next morning and had to ask my name at
the door. Gutted… har I had my revenge when Mark asked
if she wanted a paper bag for her head, referring to
her hair which had turned into one bit knot.
Coral – Medicine
Ok its cool with the same seemingly randomness…but
persevere with the lyrics coz 1 part or even just one
word acts as a guide… will unlock the whole thing.
My only complaint is that this album is ever so
slightly lower than their début album, this is only
due to the fact that it isn’t as wholly original as
their first.
To be honest with you all of the albums that I am
reviewing have been out for quite a while so…
Beer
Due to my ‘piss poor’ financial status at the moment I
have decided to do a review of the cheaper beers:
Tesco 4%
Sorry but this is everything that you would expect
from a scanky lager. It sucks; it has little to no
taste. That it does have is reminiscent to the dregs
you get from the wastage bucket at the end of closing,
down the pub (I would know I have downed it enough
times).
Asda Extra Pilsner
What a delight, I was pleasantly surprised to find
that it tastes better than some of its costlier
cousins. Its 4% and has character…. What more could
you ask from a beer that costs only £6.98 for a 12
pack
Carling
This was let into the running due to it being on
special down the local cost cutter. Considering it is
the most widely drank lager in England, it not all
that. It has a simple taste to it and in a way it
tastes though it should have been left for a couple of
extra days in the brewery. I suppose the reason for it
being the best selling lager is down to it being the
cheapest beer in pubs and clubs.
Site of the month:
http://www.tshirthell.com
And now Matty .....
Hey there peeps, how ya'll doin???? I'm great....poor, but great.....so
anyway I was standing on top of this building the other day, was it a
building? maybe it was a bridge, or perhaps it was a cat???? well I don't
know, anyway I was standing on top of something when a car that was heading
towards me....come to think of it a car would probably place me on the
bridge rather than the building or the cat.....anyway this car is heading
towards me and it speeds up, it actually speeds up when the passenger...no
scratch that it was the driver, I don't even think there was a passenger...what
am I like hey...anyway where was I??? Me, bridge, car, speeding......oh
yes...so I was standing there and I couldn't move right because I'm suddenly
hit by this fear that just leaves me paralysed with (bizarrely enough)
fear!!! and it's heading towards me....fast.....when all of a sudden......actually
I think it may have just been some sort of road in the city centre that
I was standing on, these things can get so hazy in the mind sometimes.....anyway
all of a sudden the ground just drops away and I was floating, floating
around...uncontrollable like, but still floating...you could say I was
floaty light, but that's just cheesy so I won't even begin to mention
things like that. Anyway I was floating around and...hey this doesn't
sound like something real that could have happened to me....maybe it was
a dream...I did have a fairly restless night last night....or was that
the night before last night that I had a restless night...oh it all gets
so confusing.....hmmmm......strange...........
Matt
(By the way Pete ... Matty does his nice and
tidy in Word ... not scribbled all over the place in a cheap and tacky
e-mail ... )
And now Matty again ... 9th December 2003
A muted newt is not so nearly as pleasant as a friendly chatty one.
The other day I just happened to be on a bus…no really I was, and
I found myself sitting there, on the bus, humming to myself a pleasant
little tune. I say pleasant, but I guess that depends on your take on
songs from the hit film 'The Crow' - some might say a little dark…but
I quite like them and I was in a cheery disposition so it was all bananas
and custard to me.
Anyway I was on my way into town being lazy and taking the bus rather
than walking, but it was raining quite heavily and I was more than a little
late….as usual I guess, in fact if you take into the account the
time I am normally late by I would actually say I was early, but that's
just not fair and people had been waiting for me for at least 5 and a
half minutes already, so I guess I was late….
Ooh did anyone get a calendar??? you know an advent one…I did,
nurgh…..and it was an action man one too, bought from my wonderful
girlfriend, she's a darling isn't she! To be fair I was equally nice and
got her a muppets one, which is really groovy by the way!!!!!
Oh and I need to invite people to my baptism…did you know I was
getting baptised??? Yep lil' ol' me will be baptised currently on the
11th January so people put it in your diaries…this date is subject
to change at my discretion though………people that I am inviting
will get an email invite or some sort of verbal request anyway, but if
I forget you and you wanna come then let me know!!!!
Does anyone still read this random nonsense me n Petey write or is
it just for our amusement??? I think it should be better advertised on
tummyfluff…..let me know…drop me a line: badbumble@hotmail.com
Anyway one is supposed to be revising for ones French test and so
I shall bid thee adieu. Ooh I nearly forgot to tell you the end of the
story….so there was a bus….i was on my way to town to meet a
friend…I was on THE bus…….and there was this pigeon right….not
actually on the bus, but outside it and there was the bus and then there
was no pigeon…just the bus….pigeon gone….vanished…no
more……just like magic and yet not…you see there was still
some pigeon….just not all of it…well not in one place anyway
and it definitely wasn't going to fly again…..<sigh> it's a
strange old world. Where did the newt come from?
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