(Following is an extract from an e-mail I received a while ago from Peter ... any suggestions for expanding this??)

St Murd of the Cherpie Chapie and Chapess

I think that we should take advantage of this gathering to celibrate St. Murd's day (its on the 30th). For those of
you who dont know St. Murd is the fist Saint of the Cherpie Chapie (and chapess, dont want to be critisised when
I'm still developing the religion). Any sugestions to what form this new religion should develop as will be welcome.
I need to make some commandments. These are the ones I have at the mow:

1 Have fun.
2 Never knowingly Hurt any living thing.
3 Do something silly every day.
4 Say please and thank you at the apropriate times.

I know thats not a lot but hey that Moses bloke had what 30 days to come up with his
( On top of a mountain, a voice spoke to him. Yeh happens to quite a few people but where I come from
they call it trippin' or taking a tab to many).

I have even started my own religious calander.

March 30th-St. Murd's day
Augaust 20th-Pressie's n pissup (Still need a name for that one).

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Become a saint for the rest of your life
(None of this having to b dead enless da pope sez suff either)
Yours 4 a pint
This title is accompanyed by a certificate.
And if I realy like you than you can have a day to call your own.