'PeterFiles'
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First of all we have the inaugural Pete's Album Reviews:
Wellcome once again to Pete's album review.
I have got the ells album 'daisies of the galaxy'
Its not bad realy, but I am guna have to listen to it
about three more times before I realy like it.
Imagine their last one. Now imagine that the song
writers from the last one (You got that, yep depresed
puppys). Now something strange has happend since the
last album. The only way I can discribe it is if they
all went out and got laid for the first time in ages
and then ran home, all happy and content and sat down
to write this load of pap (Compaired to the last one,
that is what this one is. The last one was a
masterpeice).
Best Track:
Mr.E's beautiful Blues (This is the bonus Track).
I would wait until one of your mates gets it and then
you can judge for yourselves.
SUPERGRASS
What can I say its Faber Daber Dosious Lolly Pop
Tochus
Love it
Best track:
Moving
Any way thanks for tunning in pop pickers.
Love Pete
And Next Matty's Response:
I am now a member of 'Peterfiles' the Web and letter based account for
reviews, tips, lips, whips and wobbly bits. So here we go with the mail.
Dum Dums: a quality band that fits my own music tastes. The single
'Everything' is the tops with changes in rythm and stuff. BUY IT, it's
only
£2.99 so u'll b OK if u don't like it but I'm sure u will!
New Radicals: 'Maybe you've been brainwashed too' - admittedly I went
out
and bought the album bcos I needed to spend some money on some music!
I was
gonna buy the Supergrass album but it was 3 quid more and so I didn't
wanna
go over the top! And soooooo I bought the New Radicals album. It wasn't
that
good but I am comparing it to some pretty top albums! It is slowly growing
on me and if u listened to it for a few times then u could perhaps like
it.
But like I said it is growing on me and as I'm in a pretty foul mood anyway
I think I'm being a tad harsh!
Smash Mouth: 'Astro Lounge': Top band, Top album, all the songs great,
WICKED. Buy it!!!!
But not before you get the LIT album, I bought the albunm because I couldn't
get the single, Fantabidosi! I like lite rock. But this just turns me
on.
The Big Man Pete can answer 4 this as I leant it him, and he still has
it!!!!!
Divine Comedy: Also a top band. Very different style, but NICE! They
are
easy listening and it's great when u sit there and listen to the words!
U have to understand that when I tested these I was in different moods.
I
bought Lit and borrowed The best of Divine Comedy when I was really really
depressed and in love! 'Everybody knows except you'/ Divine Comedy - it
used
to make me cry and all the Divine Comedy ones used to make me cry I was
so
sad and once I used 2 listen to them to torture myself! The Lit U thought
would be heavy so I could drown out my sorrows but instead the song
'Miserable' came into my life....listen to it, it makes a lot of sense
in a
strange way!
Onto love: A soppy bit just to let u all know that the girl I was and
still
am in love with is now my girlfriend and she now Knows too!!!!
KEIRA I LOVE YOU!
Hey I can fit the lips bit in here too!b Keira is one of the best kissers
you will ever find in the world. She kisses compasiontely and with
feeling....you can actually feel the love flowing through our kiss...
she's
great!
Anyway enough of the soppy stuff and onto
Pete's gonna haf to cover whips bcos him and his hairy women over in
the
flat lands handle that cluster of information!
Tips: 1) if u're on a date in Yarmouth always take a spare shaver. Not
flowers, she won't appreciate them, unless it's a flowering vegetable
of
course - cauliflower maybe, not chocolates bcos she'll think u've noticed
that she's fat, but a razor so u can see what she really looks like!
2) East Anglian chat up lines:
* - Yo sis, how about it?
* - What about sex when dad goes to bed ...... mom
* - Is that a vegetable in your handbag or a local boy?
3) Henry's chat up lines:
* - Okay......Yah.....
* - My dad's a lawyer you know....and he has got three cars, a boat, seven
houses and he used to have a personality!
* - Hi my name is not Tom
WOBBLY BITS
Jelly's good at this time of year and I hear it slides down the back
of your
throat much easier than any of that other stuff.
Please send your wobbly bits by return mail and I'll check them out for
you,
thankyou for your cooperation.
Thankyou for reading this section Of Matt 'n' Petes PETERFILES and I hope
u tune in for the next thriiiiiilllllliiiing installment with coments
from
Peter on whips, hips, vegetable art, necrophilia and the menstrual cycle
of
the common house fly! Plus the usual reviews, tips, lips and more wobbly
bits.
Please send any articles you wish to be posted in the forthcoming issues
of
Peterfiles to badbumble@hotmail.com
C U Soon
MATTY