Top Ten actual things said in court!
| 1 | Q: What was the first thing your husband said
to you when he woke that morning? A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?" Q: And why did that upset you? A: My name is Susan. |
| 2 | Q: Did you blow your horn or anything? A: After the accident? Q: Before the accident. A: Sure, I played for ten years. I even went to school for it. |
| 3 | Q: Officer, when you stopped the defendant, were your red
and blue lights flashing? A: Yes. Q: Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her car? A: Yes, sir. Q: What did she say? A: 'What disco am I at?' |
| 4 | Q: Was it you or your younger brother that was killed in
the war? |
| 5 | Q: How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision? |
| 6 | Q: You were there until the time you left, is that true? |
| 7 | Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
A: Yes Q: And what were you doing at that time? |
| 8 | Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition
notice which I sent to your attorney? A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. |
| 9 | Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead
people? A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. |
| 10 | Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did
you go to? A: Oral. |