Welcome to 'Ellie's Page'
(Ellie is now 11!... and she has a poetry page as well)

• Q: Why don't deaf people bungee jump?
  A: Because they haven't heard about it.
  
  

• Q: What's soft and warm when you go to bed, but hard and stiff when you wakeup?
  A: Vomit
  

• Two canibals were eating clowns and one said to the other 'does your taste funny?'
  
  
• If your names Stew, what tool are you? a Stewdriver
  
  
• Why is it always cold at a consert?
  because its full of fans
  
  
• Why is number 8 scared of number 7?
  because 7 8 9
  
  
• What did 0 say to 8?
  nice belt
  
  
• Why did the jellybean go to school?
  because he wanted to be a smartie
  
  
• Why coulden't the lion cross the road?
  because there's a zebra crossing but not a lion crossing
  
  
• Knock Knock
  Whos there
  Miss Ellie
  Miss Ellie who
  Miss Ellie shows lately

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