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Personality Test
Select a shape below that appeals to you the most and then scroll down to read about your personality.
A team of psychologists developed these shapes. They have been tested worldwide, over several years. As feedback was received the color and/or form of each shape was carefully adjusted, and then tested again, until left with a highly successful set of shapes.
These represent the nine basic personality types.
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1. You tend to be headstrong and deliberate in your
actions. Basically you don't give a fuck about anyone. Most people hate
you but you couldn't care less. You're the type of person who would masturbate
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2. Warm and caring are your most endearing characteristics. You get on well with most people because you're bisexual. You hardly ever wear underwear and you constantly smell of piss. |
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3. You have a businesslike attitude to life and a knack for making money. You're an unscrupulous bastard who would sell relative's limbs to buy a mobile phone. You are likely to be murdered. |
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4. The adventurous type, always looking for thrills
and willing to try anything. In other words, stupid. You have the IQ of
a garden snail and will never amount to anything. Generally living on
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5. You are sharp, a quick thinker and good at puzzles.
However these are your only good traits. You screw small animals and love
picking your nose. You always have snot on your clothes. |
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6. You are the forgiving type and you don't bear grudges. This makes you an asshole, for your entire life people
will make a complete prick out of you. Nobody will go to your funeral. |
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7. You are the romantic type, softhearted and a lover
of the arts. You are likely to import Dutch pornography and sex toys.
You thrive on incest. |
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8. You are deep and personal in your thoughts, the
quiet type. A mean self-centered cunt and a closet homosexual. Your best
friend is probably an altar boy. |
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You are the academic type and will probably end up working in the legal
system. This means you are an absolute pervert, at the least a transvestite. Your ideal sexual partner is a Labrador puppy wearing fishnet tights.
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