A man in Hazard, Kentucky, divorced his wife because she
"beat him whenever he removed onions from his hamburger
without asking for permission."
A deaf man in Bennettsville, South Carolina, filed for
divorce because his wife "was always nagging him in sign
language."
A woman in Canon City, Colorado, divorced her husband
because he forced her to "duck under the dashboard whenever
they drove past his girlfriend's house."
A woman in Hardwick, Georgia, divorced her husband on the
grounds that he "stayed home too much and was much too
affectionate."